Top 5: Super Powers

     It seems like there is an inordinate amount of big time superhero movies this summer, Thor, X-Men, Green Lantern, Captain America.  In honor of the Summer Of The Superhero today's top 5 is top 5 super powers...

5) Wolverine's ability to heal
          You have to admit, it comes in handy when you're getting your ass kicked.  One minute you're bleeding all over the place, the next you're perfectly fine.  Tell me that wouldn't mess with the guy's head who's pounding on you.  It also allows for things like people surgically implanting retractable metal claws under your skin.  Who wouldn't want that?

4) The Flash's speed
          This one makes flying needless.  You get places just as fast, if not faster, plus you get a better cardio workout.  It also gets you out of any situation.  Just run away, nobody can catch you.  I'm sure eventually people would get sick of dealing with you because you just run away when things don't go your way, but what ever.

3) Spiderman's spidy sense
          Who wouldn't want the ability to sense danger?  No one would ever be able to sneak up on you or scare you.  You'd sense it coming.  All the other powers in the list help you get out of bad situations, this one prevents you from getting in those situations in the first place.

2) Professor Xavier's telekinesis
          Um... he can read people's minds and make them do what he wants.  Do I need to say more?  Is there any reason for me to explain the potential this power holds?  Ok, I'll move on.

1) The power to be invisible
          I'm not sure what super hero to attribute this power to, nobody is coming to mind right now, but it is still the most kick ass power you could possible have.  I'm talking the ability to become invisible whenever you want, not line the Invisible Man who just became invisible and couldn't turn back.  That would suck.  Imagine all the things you could get away with if you just turned invisible.  You could listen to any conversation, you could get away from anyone who wanted to do you harm, you could sneak up on all kinds of criminals, you could go all kinds of places you're not supposed to, if you didn't want to be found, you wouldn't.  Seriously, I think this is the be all and end all of super powers.

Honorable Mentions: the ability to fly, Hulk's strength