Monday, July 25, 2011

Big Brother 13 : "Now You Know Why Everyone Likes Jeff and Jordon More Then Us"

     Why did I doubt Daniele?  She has Evel Dick DNA, so the game has to be somewhat ingrained, right?  Nothing made me happier then to see her wheels start turning as Rachel and Brendon blew up after not getting invited to the Same Name viewing.  She's putting herself in a great place.  Already completely entrenched in the vet camp, she's flirted her way into an alliance with Dom that lets her play both sides without anyone being any the wiser.  And now, with obvious tension between the two power couples, she gets to play Iago and whisper in the ears of each couple, fanning the flames of mistrust and pitting the two against each other.  Rachel and Brendon are much to emotional in their game to not fall for this.  Even though Dom and Adam were put on the block and can't help but feel that the big plan is to back door Jeff and Jordan.  No matter what the result, Daniele comes out smelling like a rose.  I'm sure her Dad is watching with pride.
     Speaking of Evel Dick... Man do I miss that guy!  I keep thinking how enjoyable this season would have been with Dick walking around the house screaming at Rachel.  He would have been making her cry 10 times a day (which would actually only be a few more times then normal).  That would have been satisfying TV, but alas.
     My favorite to win at this moment, even though it is extremely early, is Daniele.  If Dom can make it through this week, he may be a threat as well.  He's been playing a great game.  The way he jumped on the Rachel/Brendon fight was just as impressive as Daniele.  I'm not sure what to think about Kalia and Lawon.  They just haven't been given enough air time, so I'm unsure exactly what they are accomplishing in the house.  Plus CBS needs to add jive subtitles or something when Lawon talks, because I have no idea what he is ever talking about.  It's one thing Rachel and I actually agree on.  Adam is dead weight.  Brendon and Rachel are going to kill themselves.  And I have a sinking feeling that one of Jeff and Jordan are going home this week.
     A few other Big Brother questions...
          - When is there going to be a "big twist"?
          - How many bacon shirts can one man have?
          - Does anyone ever really want to here the HOH (Head Of Household) letter?
          - Is the Big Brother audience so dumb that we need a house guest to re-explain the competition directions right after the host gave them to us?

No comments:

Post a Comment