Friday, July 22, 2011

Big Brother 13 : "...Now Rachel Is Crying In The Bushes"

     Time for this week's eviction episode running journal...

0:18 - Seriously, I want to know where they get these audiences from.  Is this a real look at the Big Brother demographic?  If so, it's not what I expected.  And, do they tell everyone to dress in their Sunday best?  I've been to television tapings before, it was never a formal affair.

1:22 - Man that fight made me giddy!  Jeff is everything that Rachel isn't in a player and I know it's killing him to be in bed with her and Brendon.  His line about Brendon needing to take her aside and stroke her head or "bedazzle whatever she's wearing" had me in stitches.  After this fight Cassie should have gotten right in Jeff and Jordan's ear and lobbied HARD for them to nominate Rachel and Brendon.  Only watching the CBS television broadcasts, it's hard to tell how much dealing really goes on, but if Cassie didn't try to exploit this fight she's not as good a player as I gave her credit for.

1:55 - I was hoping that Rachel and Brendon would get put on the block, but in all fairness to Jeff and Jordan, it was to early to make that move.  Big Brother is all about numbers, and there was no way to insure the numbers with this many people left when whichever of the two who stayed went on a crusade against J&J.  The only other option then Cassie and Shelly was Kalia and Lawon, but that's not much of a choice at this point.  Kalia and Lawon aren't a threat at all, where as Cassie and Shelly seem to be game players.

4:45 - "I always get my way" - Rachel.  Really, is that why you won last season... oh wait, you didn't, because you're an emotional train wreck and a moron.  You're being used, I would think you would understand that by now.

9:40 - Here's another example of Rachel not understanding the game or being more delusional then anyone in the history of Big Brother (and that's saying a lot).  Rachel tells Cassie that her "game play is horrible."  This is coming from the girl who ran and cried in the bushes after she got called out for acting like an ass during the POV (Power of Veto) competition.  Now if the quote was, "your game play is horrible and I know horrible game play because I'm the master of horrible game play," I would be right there with her.  But this was said in a condescending manner, like Cassie should take game play lessons from her.  Idiot.

11:20 - Add the evidence just keeps piling up.  Does anyone else notice that Brendon and Rachel accuse other people of all the things that are wrong with them?  Every insult they throw at others or every  complaint they have with how someone plays is not what the other person is doing or guilty of, but actually what Brendon and Rachel are guilty of.  I want to nominate Rachel as the craziest person ever put on reality TV.  I don't think she should win because there have been some total loonbags, but she should certainly be in the top 5.  She cries at the drop of a hat, is as delusional as delusional gets, is prone to fits of extreme anger.  Let's be honest though, as much as I want to punch her in the face, her stupidity makes me laugh.

14:22 - Cassie just found out the biggest problem intelligent people have with Big Brother, most of the people playing are idiots.  You can't rationally discuss and debate your position with someone who isn't rational.  And most of the time the people with the power are as far from rational as a human can be.  So, instead of having an adult discussion about miscommunication, Cassie finds herself in an angry argument with Brendon.  She shouldn't have wasted her time with those fools and instead focused on J&J.  Jeff is a fairly rational player.

16:50 - I seriously hate these questions... I'm fast forwarding.

19:03 - Holy Shit!  Adam was huge!  He looks great now compared to those pictures.  Good for him.

20:00 - Dom... gay?  Not an insult, just a question.  I'm just throwing it out there.

23:20 - See, as I explained earlier, it was to early to throw Rachel and Brendon under the bus.  Glad Jordan agrees with me, although something tells me that was Jeff talking through Jordan.

27:20 - Women are jealous bitches and so Cassie goes down 9-0.  In all honesty, of all the people who could have gone on the block getting rid of Cassie made the most sense.

30:10 - Two things that would get me evicted if I was ever in the Big Brother House, when everyone hugs the person leaving and when everyone goes to see the HOH (Head of Household) room.  I can't stand how fake these moments are.  If I just voted your ass out the door I really feel no remorse about you leaving and don't care to give you a hug.  And I certainly don't care what pictures anyone has in their HOH room or what the note from their loved one said.  As Rachel would tell me, "your game play is horrible!"

38:43 - SON OF A BITCH!!  Who wants to see Porsche in a bikini?  Don't you idiots know how much America loves Daniele?  I don't think I can watch another week of these two gloating.

39:00

40:00 - This season sucks so far.  I'm ready for a "big twist."

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