Friday, August 12, 2011

Big Brother 13 : "I Can't Take Any More Women Crying"

     Time for this week's eviction episode journal...

1:36 - Get rid of Rachel!  What's all this second guessing bullshit?  She needs to go.  Don't over think the game or you will get crushed.

1:57 - Lawon is one of the stupidest players the game has ever seen.  What special power do you think you're going to get?  What makes you think you can win anything that will allow you to stay?  I think he caught the disillusion disease from Rachel.

2:18 - I've said it so many times it's practically my Big Brother mantra, numbers mean everything.  You can't make a deal with Rachel, you have to keep the numbers.  Even not knowing that Shelly is not with you, you have to get rid of everyone against you before you pick of those with you.  Why make a deal with someone you can't trust and get rid of someone who is less harmful then a fly?  This has to be one of the dumbest thoughts in Big Brother history.  It shouldn't even be entertained.

6:04 - She's stupid, Jeff

6:23 - I'll say it again, the only thing that matters is numbers.  Ignore the twist and do what you have to do to keep the most people in your camp as possible.  If something changes that, deal with it latter. Right now you need to get Rachel out.

12:50 - Wait... was there a deal made?  What was the deal?  I don't understand what just happened.

14:50 - Shelly is a pretty good player and a great reader of people.  The thing I don't get is, why does she want to make sure Jeff and Jordan go all the way to the finals?  They've both played before and one of them won, why do they deserve it more then others?  She could have used her great game play to team with Dom or save Cassie, but instead she's helping people that don't need help.  I don't get it.

17:50 - I really hope this vote comes down to Adam and he gets rid of Rachel or at least ties things up so Kalia can get rid of her, but I have a bad feeling.

21:30 - Oh Regan... you make my heart hurt!  How could you turn to the dark side?  And how could Rachel be friends with you after all the shit you said about her last year?  Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking about.

26:10 - Kali: "If Lawon goes home today I would feel a little responsible."  A little?!?!  If you played the game with any sort of intelligence it would be Porsche on the block, so I would say you are totally and completely responsible.

28:00 - Seriously, does anyone actually know what Lawon is talking about when he opens his mouth?

30:16 - Porsche should be on the block, not voting... and she votes in favor of Rachel.

30:36 - WHAT!!  Holy stupid, Batman!  Daniele votes for Lawon and I'm sitting here shaking my head along with Evel Dick.

33:50 - Please not Brendon.  Please not Brendon.  Please not Brendon...

35:24 - The first look on the evicted contestants faces said, "How the hell did Lawon get voted out over Rachel?"  The second look a brief minute later said, "If I win the vote, I'm back in the game because Lawon can't beat me at anything!"

36:03 - PLEASE NOT BRENDON

38:34 - Please...

38:50 - I hate America and I'm not counting out the fact that this vote was most likely rigged by CBS.  How's not evicting Rachel looking now Daniele and Kalia?

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