I know I keep posting these things to late, but it's the best I can do with my schedule at the moment. Here's this weeks live eviction journal...
0:16 - This looks like its going to be the most interesting vote of the season. It's all going to come down to Adam or Shelly and I have no idea which way either is leaning. Adam seems the most likely to vote Brendon and my fingers are crossed that he knows what's best for him in this game and gets rid of the annoying jerk.
1:09 - I don't get the point of Brendon lying about what he's going to do with the POV (Power of Veto). He acts like it's one of the greatest deceptions in the history of the game and really it doesn't mean anything. Instead of being surprised and upset, Daniele was probably jumping up and down inside because he did exactly what she wanted. And any HOH (Head Of Household) worth their salt goes into a POV meeting with a plan of what to do if the POV is used on either person on the block. I highly doubt Daniele didn't think at all of what to do should Brendon decide to us it on Rachel. Thus, once again, Brendon was effective only in his head.
1:25 - Jordan was the only choice for Daniele, and being good players, both Jeff and Jordan understood that. Pretty much anyone else would have gone home instead of Brendon. Daniele had to take her chances with Jordan on the block because she had no other choice.
2:58 - Julie Chen says, "chivalry isn't dead." No Julie, it isn't but obviously neither is stupidity. Brendon tried to make the same mistake last season. If this relationship is as strong as these two claim, they should be less worried about Brendon's chivalry and more about winning the prize money. Brendon clearly has a much better chance of getting votes then Rachel. Why take yourself out of the game and lessen the chances of you two taking home money? It's a game, don't think that it's a format to make a statement of love.
4:12 - "Relationships are about sacrifice," Brendon said. But you just sacrificed half a million dollars and your relationship wouldn't have been any different if you had protected yourself. I spend a lot of time bashing these two, but in all honesty their kind of sad. This game is their life and they don't seem to understand at all that it's a game. As much as I want to be mad at them or hate them for being idiots, I really just pity how pathetic they are.
5:08 - I know she won once and that might make a difference, but what a contrast Jordan is to Brendon and Rachel. If she gets voted off tonight she said she is going to be upset because she's not going to wear the dress she bought for getting evicted. Not that her friends back stabbed her. Not that she wasn't supposed to be going home. Not that she lost a chance to win another half million. That she didn't get to wear a dress she bought for a specific reason.
5:10 - I find it so painful to watch these two cry and whine and fawn over each other I just fast forward through all these stupid scenes. The joy of watching TV on Tivo!
9:13 - The King and Queen hold court, or at least that's how everyone treats them. I hope these fools are just acting when they talk to these two like they are higher human beings. This is one of the reasons I wouldn't last long in this game, I would never be able to bow to these two and act servile. I'd probably piss them off in the first two minutes and be gone the first week.
12:40 - Oh no! Porsche just got caught talking to someone other then Rachel!! Crazy ass Rachel might change her target after that faux pas.
14:20 - "Everyone's in this game for themselves!" Rachel finally figured it out. All this time and I thought the point of the game was to allow Brendon and Rachel win. How dare people actually try to win themselves!
14:30 - Where's the fast forward button?
16:42 - And I'm back... or maybe not...
18:40 - Now I'm back. Tivo makes the show 100 times better.
19:15 - Can we just bring Evel Dick in to co-host with Julie?
22:10 - Nice analysis, Dick. I feel like I've heard (or written) the same thing.
25:22 - Wait... Rachel and Brendon are engaged?!?! I never knew. That's crazy. Next thing you're going to tell me is Brendon is going for a PhD.
28:27 - YES!! Way to go, Adam! Bye bye, Brendon!
34:50 - Finally, it's new twist time. This season may have set the Big Brother record for longest stretch of time without "everything changing."
36:00 - Son of a bitch. If Brendon gets back in this game I will lose all faith in America. Do you hear me, America? DON'T VOTE FOR BRENDON!!
37:17 - Time for HOH. Anyone but Rachel win... Anyone but Rachel win... Anyone but Rachel...
38:17 - Shit, Rachel is really good at these types of competitions.
40:02 - OH YEAH! Now we just need Porsche, Rachel's slightly smarter twin to lose.
40:57 - Come on, Kalia...
41:09 - Well, that couldn't have worked out any better. Now the question is, who do you put on the block? I might go with Shelly and Porsche just to drive Rachel even closer to the brink of total melt down. And remember... DON'T VOTE FOR BRENDON!!
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