Monday, April 15, 2013

Girl Troubles: The Accident



           It’s unfortunate to say, but there are consequences to having sex.  In a perfect world we would be able to go around having sex with whomever, whenever, however and never worry about the results of those actions.  I understand that there are plenty of people who do just that, but they are fooling themselves if they don’t think, at the very least, they are leaving a mess in their wake.  Whether physical or emotional, every sex act leaves a mark and some of them are disastrous.  At 16 or 17, the most obvious consequence is pregnancy.  It’s one of those things that could change the course of your life in the blink of an eye.  I’m sure everyone has an “accident” story.  This is mine.
            Sara and I would probably have been described by most as goody two shoes.  As much as we might have felt rebellious in our own ways, we were both pretty conservative kids.  We both did well in school, never got in trouble with our parents, didn’t drink or do drugs, never had any run ins with the law.  We both had bright promising futures ahead of us.  Her reputation in particular was so squeaky clean that most of her peers couldn’t even believe that she was having sex.  But we were having sex, plenty of it, any chance we could.
            Having sex while still living with your parents isn’t an easy task.  I think that’s part of the rush of teenage sex; finding someplace where you can get it done before someone walks in on you.  Her house was quickly removed as a possibility.  There just wasn’t anywhere to be alone and one of her parents always seemed to be around.  She did have a basement bedroom that we tried to take advantage of for a little while.  On nights that we spent at her house, I would leave at her curfew, park around the block, walk back to her house, crawl under her parent’s bedroom window so I could get to the back of the house unnoticed, and get into her room through the backdoor.  This whole thing scared me to death.  I could just imagine her neighbors seeing some strange person sneaking around the house at night, crawling under windows, and calling the cops.  That would end the sex real quick, probably permanently when I wasn’t allowed to see her again.
            That whole routine came to an end one night when I thought my worst fears had come to pass.  I was on my way back to my car when a car that was sitting parked down the street suddenly started up and began moving towards me.  I couldn’t see any details of the car or who was inside because the headlights were shining at me, so I quickened my step a little in an attempt to get to my car before I either got beat up or arrested.  I was fumbling with my keys in the door lock when I heard a familiar voice calling my name.  Gary and another member of the group, we’ll call him Paul, were out cruising when they saw my car parked randomly near Sara’s neighborhood, put two and two together, and decided to wait for me to leave so they could scare the crap out of me.  They did and I never pulled that stunt again.
            We tried car sex a couple of times, but that just isn’t something you want to do every week.  So we were left with my house.  Before they passed away, my grandparents had to move in with us and because of that my parents turned our garage into a spare room, a room where they could stay and do their own thing without being bothered.  It was off the kitchen on the other side of the house from anything else.  This became the room we spent all our time in.  For whatever reason, maybe because we were so clean cut and never caused any problems, my parents never bothered us.  We would close the heavy door that led to the rest of the house and go town with my family in the living room watching TV or upstairs busy in their rooms.  It was still a lingering fear that anyone could walk in on us at any point, but the need for sex always trumped it.  There were a couple close calls when someone walked in while things were still building, but no one was ever any the wiser or actually saw us performing some act.
            One night we had been going at it for awhile, I had moved on to my second condom, when something right at the point of release didn’t feel right.  It felt like I had broken through something and the only thing to break through down there was the condom.  I immediately went into a panic, but wasn’t totally sure if what I thought had happened had actually happened, and not wanting to needlessly send her into a panic, tried to play it cool.  When I pulled out I had shrunk enough that I wasn’t sticking out the top of the condom, so I had some hope that everything was good and I was just imagining things, but to be sure I pulled the condom off and headed to the bathroom.  I put the open end of the condom under the faucet and turned it on.  Sure enough a steady stream of water started pouring out the other end.
            What followed was one of the worst months of my life.  She had just had her period a week prior to the “accident” so we had a full month to wait and see if our lives had been irreparably changed.  This was a time when pregnancy tests weren’t as accurate, especially so early on, as they are now.  Plus we were 16 and 17, we were a little naive and didn’t want to do anything that would let our parents in on what was going on if it wasn’t necessary, so we had no other choice but to wait the month out.  I was so terrified, I couldn’t even think of having sex again.  We would get together and start to fall into our routine and I would suddenly pull back, as if us fooling around would change anything at that point.  I couldn’t help but think that I had ruined her life, destroyed her bright future.  I had seen For Keeps.  I knew how these things played out.  But we lucked out and she had a period 30 days later and everything went back to normal.
            There have been plenty of times over the last 20 years that I’ve wondered how things would have played out if she had gotten pregnant.   We had a brief talk during that horrible month but neither one of us really wanted dig into things, as if talking about it was going to jinx us.  At 17 I had a lot of naive, close minded opinions that I wasn’t scared to jump up on a soap box and spout, and one of them was that abortion shouldn’t be allowed.  When we talked, I did my best to change the tune, to let her know that ultimately I would support whatever she wanted to do.  I realize now that at that age the decision wasn’t totally in our hands anyway.  If her mom said she was getting an abortion, she was going to get an abortion.  But how different would things have turned out if not?  Obviously, I would have a kid old enough to have graduated from college, which is weird to think, but I’m talking about the other stuff.  Would I have gone to college?  I certainly wouldn’t have gone to Pepperdine, which means I would never have met my closest friends or experienced the things that have made me the better, open minded person I am today.  Would she have gone to college?  She certainly wouldn’t have gone to the school she attended.  Would we still be together?  Or would we have grown to hate and resent each other because our lives had been forced so far off the course we had planed?  Would I be as miserable as I am now just for different reasons? 
            Being the comic book nerd that I am, I can’t help but think that there might be alternate universes out there; a new universe for every major decision that we’ve made in life or with a different outcome for every major event.  Somewhere out there in parallel time is a world where I had the guts to ask Lisa out and a world where Sara actually got pregnant.  Part of me would love to check into these worlds and see what’s happened, how that guy’s life is different, but at the same time I’d be scared that things worked out better for him and what effect would that have on me.  What if the me that was able to start up a conversation with the cute girl at the hockey game went on to be a world famous business man making billions of dollars and living life to the fullest?  What if the me that didn’t ask out Sara because Ernie didn’t want me to went on to write the great American novel?  Wouldn’t that only make me more depressed with my current station?  The fact is, things happen for a reason and we make the choices me make in life because of who we are.  To want something different or wonder about a different outcome is only human but at the same time extraordinarily futile.  The fact that there were no repercussions from the “accident” I had with Sara was a blessing and a wake up call.  We aren’t guaranteed anything in life and everything can be taken away at the drop of a hat and ultimately we have very little control over it.  It’s a lesson that may have been lost on a 17 year-old, but at 35 feels all too real.

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